We haven't been having sex for a while now and we're both pretty horny so one night she called me and said "hey come over now, there's nobody home!"
I rushed there with a massive boner and quickly rang the doorbell. True enough, there was nobody home!
I'm gonna kill her when I see her.
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omg O.o
O.O zomg
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really nobody home...lol
how i wish i was at home.. lolx
A duck walks into a bar and asks: "Got any Bread?"
Barman says: "No."
Duck says: "Got any bread?"
Barman says: "No."
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Barman says: "No, we have no bread."
Duck says: "Got any bread?"
Barman says: "No, we haven't got any bread!"
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Duck says: "Got any nails?"
Barman says: "No"
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