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Joke of the day!

We haven't been having sex for a while now and we're both pretty horny so one night she called me and said "hey come over now, there's nobody home!"


I rushed there with a massive boner and quickly rang the doorbell. True enough, there was nobody home!


I'm gonna kill her when I see her.



5 comments:

Hitokira said...

omg O.o

Snailix said...

O.O zomg

chuafc2006 said...

-,-+

really nobody home...lol

Hitokira said...

how i wish i was at home.. lolx

hesslei said...

A duck walks into a bar and asks: "Got any Bread?"

Barman says: "No."

Duck says: "Got any bread?"

Barman says: "No."

Duck says: "Got any bread?"

Barman says: "No, we have no bread."

Duck says: "Got any bread?"

Barman says: "No, we haven't got any bread!"

Duck says: "Got any bread?"

Barman says: "No, are you deaf?! We haven't got any bread, and if you ask me again and I'll nail your dang

beak to the bar you irritating dang duck!"

Duck says: "Got any nails?"

Barman says: "No"

Duck says: "Got any bread?


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